Blogtober Day 10 – Halloween Jokes

I just love this time of year. Getting cosy in front of the fur, digging out the warm knits playing in the autumn leaves and of course visiting the pumpkin patch. I’ve always loved dressing up. I can remember my best friend at primary school always had a halloween.

Last year was the first time that we decorated the house. I definitely want to have children’s halloween parties for Olivia when she is older. If your planning on having a party I have some halloween jokes to get everyone laughing.

What do ghosts eat for dinner?


What is the most important lesson a witch learns at school?


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the bodyshop

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

You can see right through them

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit

What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the disco?

He had nobody to go with.

Did that get a chuckle out of you?

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